It was only a matter of time before I contributed to the filth that is the internet. Heck, to be honest, I am surprised that it took me this long to do it!

As most of you know, I am a writer by trade. People pay me to write stuff, and up till now, it’s all been legitimate. I write for web sites, books, articles, etc. And I keep really busy and have pretty much stopped taking new clients all together. This weekend, I got an email from a client that I haven’t talked to in quite a while. She is a really nice lady, just trying to make her way in the internet marketing arena as best she can. She markets products here or there, as she comes across them, and does pretty well for herself. The last group of articles I wrote for her involved Koi fish, so this latest request came out of left field.

She wanted me to write a batch of articles on penis enlargement drugs…..that’s right boys and girls….penis drugs.

What did I do, you ask?

I took it. Morals aside, the money was good and I desperatly need to go shopping. My pants are actually falling off when I walk. So morals be damned, I wrote 15 of the best darn penis enlargement articles the world has ever seen. They should show up in a spam filter near you any day now!

Now that all the stories and pictures are filtering down to the blog-o-sphere, I am throughly depressed about missing out on BlogHer this year. Rest assured, that next year I will be there with bells on (with the toddler in tow!)

Maybe I should start up my collection now- if you want to donate a buck to the cause, let me know!

After 6 months on my toddler diet, I have stalled. My official weigh-in has me at the exact same weight I was on June 1. I am still down 50 pounds, not 60 like I anticipated.

I decided to start working out- and have done so for the past 3 weeks or so about 4 times a week. I am walking a bit and doing some Wii boxing. Nothing major, maybe 2 miles a day or so but I am working up to 4. I am still eating the same amount of calories, and I can’t really decrease it any more and still consider myself even remotely healthy. 1500 calories a day is the recommended calorie count for someone 100 pounds lighter than me….so that really can’t budge anymore.

This month, I have battled 2 sinus infection (with 2 rounds of antibiotics) and a yeast infection. Plus, they upped my meds for my PCOS which has given me an upset stomach every single day and has me running to the potty with IBS.  So I am prob bloated as all get-out!

So this month has sucked- but I am not getting discouraged. The working out, has to get me over this hump eventually and the pounds will start coming off again. On a cool note though, my wedding rings are really loose and keep sliding off. So that means I weigh less than i did when we got married in 2001.

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